Where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad

Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad
Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad in Baghdad

I took a little trip on a jumbo
Down to the Persian Gulf
I drove across Iraq
I drove across Iran
I haven't seen the bag since then

Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad
Where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad

Oh tell me, tell me, tell me
Where I left it
Give me just a little clue
I've never been so sad
I've never felt so bad
So tell me what can I do

Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad
Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad

I think I just remembered
Where I left it
Stuffed in the boot of the car
The bag's in the back
The car's in Iraq
But I'm in Australia

Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad
Oh where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad
Where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghdad
Where's your bag Dad, your bag
You left your bag Dad, in Baghd